Inspired by my mother and my sister and my girlfriend, owners of tthree excellent blogs, I'm going to go ahead and try to start blogging more.
Mostly my life is really boring, but if you clicked the links above you know it's not like anyone else in my family has a ton going on and they blog all the time. "Boring Thomas Blogs" could be a group name or a movie or something. A movie where you just watch Adam Sandler type and keep waiting for it to get funny but it doesn't and then you're like, "Oh, Adam Sandler, you fooled me again. I should have gone to see that Will Ferrell movie, which would have been equally un-funny, but likely a shorter wait for the un-funny."
The new picture is better than the old picture because Sara and I are both a lot thinner and we're not covered in gross South American river water. The biggest problem is that the new picture shows us in a bar about to get wrecked, or already wrecked in my case, but now I'm trying to avoid getting wrecked. I've stopped drinking during the week and I'm working on quitting altogether. Outside of a little Korean Mokkoli this weekend I'm doing pretty good.
A picture of me trying to quit drinking. FAIL
Seriously, I've cut my drinking way back. I've gone from 5 nights a week of black out drunk to 1 night every other week. Success! In February I woke up one too many times in either a pile of my own sick, face deep in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, or with my shoes on in bed. Since March I've joined a gym, worked out, eaten healthy, scaled back the drinking and lost almost 15 pounds. All together since I've been in Korea, I've lost more like 30. It's great. With the cut back drinking and the disappearance of the fat deposits previously located under my neck (4 Chins), on my back (Shrek back), on my sides (Love Handles), on my stomach (Baby bump - rarely attractive on a man), everything has been better.
My work life is better and my personal life is better. So, my whole life is better. Work is no longer a drag, no longer a headache inducing six hours of suck. Now it's six hours of fun. Last week I had my students convinced that my real job was at Pizza Hut and I just came to Chungdahm because I liked to teach Korean kids. Oddly, I think I might be right. I now see my job as six hours in the middle of a long day of good times. The kids have tons of energy and like to tell me about their lives and I like to listen and tell them I'm a scientist sent from America to study the effects of eating human brains, the brains of small Korean children. Teach-uh!
During the last couple of weeks all the middle-schoolers in Korea have been studying for and taking some ginormous test that decides whether or not they become President of the World or if they will work at Starbucks forever. This has a lot of them fairly tightly wound and crying has become pretty common. Also, many of the middle school students have been gone, studying at home. For me this has been good and bad. The good is that some of my classes have been cancelled. The bad is that some of them haven't and instead of the normal 11 or 12 students, I've had 2. 3 hours with 2 middle school girls can be one of the true hellish times of life. If they decide with their middle school girl ESP to hate you and completely shut down, three hours feels like 30.
However, if they decide to just talk the whole time to distract you from the lesson, then the 3 hours feels like 30 minutes. These types of classes are really great because the kids just sit and talk in English the whole time, trying to keep you from doing classwork. They think they're being so smart, but now I've got Grace and Judy and Bianca, three students I barely hear a word out of on normal nights, conversing in English for 3 full hours.
If you figure that private lessons similar to these can run almost $100 an hour, these girls get $300 worth of English classes in one night, which is usually what they pay for a whole month. Sadly, when a class like this gets observed on CCTV by my boss, I get in a little bit of trouble. I'm not sticking to the curriculum which is designed to get them to talk. I'm skipping that whole curriculum and getting straight to the talking. Stupid foreigner.
Other things I've done in the last couple of months:
-Korean baseball game. College football crowd + Triple-A baseball = Fun. Every player in America has his own song for when he's up to bat. Every baseball player in Korea has his own crowd chant. Strike 2 in Korea gets a bigger applause then most doubles in the US. Plus, inside the stadium you've got 7-11's, Burger King's and KFC's. With no price gauging. Beers are 3 dollars.
-Movies. Avatar, Kick-Ass, Alice in Wonderland, Clash of the Titans, Iron Man 2. In that order from best to worst. Iron Man 2 was extremely bad. Really boring. Very shiny, lots of techno-crap, but garbage movie. Let's talk about what's at stake: Avatar - THE WORLD, Alice - THE WORLD, Clash of the Titans - THE WORLD. Iron Man 2 - Not the world. One of these movies sucks a lot harder than the others. I really like to see summer popcorn movies, but so often they drive me so completely insane with their crappiness. It just doesn't seem that hard. Unlikely bad-ass, even more bad-ass villain, some reason for revenge against said villain, the fate of the world in the hands of unlikely bad-ass, dialogue that doesn't force liquid from my bowels in either direction: Good movie.
I'm not alone in my opinion of Iron Man
Although, "Unwatchable" is probably the wrong word. Unenjoyable would be my choice. Like literally, this movie should not be enjoyed by anyone. You can watch it, but for the love of god, don't enjoy it.
-Gone Outside. Part of the reason my life has been so boring has to do with the abysmal weather. Yesterday we saw 70 for the first time. I spent 20 hours outside walking this weekend. Lots of trees, flowers, even some water in the dinky little river in this part of Seoul. Also, crane game, Supershot basketball, Time Crisis, and other things that make Korean adults look and act like Korean 12 year olds. Also, I scored 228 on the Supershot at Taito Station at AK Plaza. I cannot be stopped.
-Bought clothes. Losing thirty pounds is awesome. Having a belt that has 8 inches of extra material and pants that fall down all the time, not awesome. Luckily I'm down to a weight where I can fit in the clothes here. Also, I can afford some clothes. All excellent.
-Slept Less. Anyone who's been around me when I'm sleeping knows I can sleep for 15 hours a day, easy. I used to think I needed that much sleep to be effective. Effective at what? you're all asking yourselves. It turns out I don't need 15 hours. Now I'm trying to sleep 7 hours a night and I'm feeling a lot better. Plus, there's more hours in my day for things like the crane game and watching baseball.
I guess that's all. Being challenged on the internet to blog more by your mother, and then allowing your mother, who could not check her voicemail on her cell phone until about a year ago, to beat you, is embarrassing. I can't let it stand.